[3.3A] Exeunt Hugh Oatcake Enter Dogberry and Verges.
Conrade A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come,
we’ll obey you.
Dogberry [to Seacole] what is the charge lain upon
these two lawful gentlemen?
Seacole Slander against the brother of the prince.
And engrossment in a ploy against the Lady Beatrice; Leonato’s heir.
Dogberry The most slanderous of crimes, a price must
be paid in the dishonourable name of thou prince’s brother.
Borachio My good man you have-
Dogberry You must exceed to speak, you are charged!
Exeunt
Borachio and Conrade.
Dogberry [to watchman] Why ever would you approach
such men as those? Against thy incompetent word to approach an unknown knave.
Watchman But their participation in the plot against
the Lady Beatrice is most compelling and dishonourable.
Dogberry Speak not of this. I am inferior to your
judgments as a man with such valour, and ignorance as mine will gladly look
upon such a case as this with the true intention of concealing the proper
evidence and come to the correct confusion.
Verges For a watchman to doubt the intellect of the
constable, I pity thou life and thou soul.
Dogberry Verges, how could you not distrust thy? I am
most tedious, and a statement such as thou’s should see thou forced from the
watch under complimentary charges.
Verges I am intolerable to your nature and thou art
the most ignorant of all.
Dogberry Marry,
this is the most unreasonable way of you and I will not deprive thou of thy
company.
Verges Thou hath always been considered a forgiving
man.
Dogberry Speak not, I fear there may be something of
great unimportance we must consort. [to watchman] Adieu. I beseech you.
Exeunt
all.
I actually like the Emily.
ReplyDeleteI don't say this lightly, it seems real. You make use of the staples of comedy, malaprops, misunderstanding and a pinch of farce.
Well done.